You see, my old slaves are still here. I have prayed and prayed in the shoe cupboard, but CeilingCat doesn't heed my cries:
"Why are they still not here? What have I done to deserve these slaves? Why, oh Ceiling Cat, WHY??"
All to no avail.
I even got out the suitcase and artfully sat in it so they might take the hint, but all they did was comment on how beautifully the lining complimented my eyes.
Of course it does, I am the cutest kitty in the world after all.
Still, I couldn't hide my disappointment...couldn't you just weep for me?
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